3 Good reasons

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11/05/2013 at 20:21 • Filed to: None

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I need 3 solid reasons not to buy this. I mean seriously

https://ithaca.craigslist.org/cto/4173378751…


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > noise
11/05/2013 at 20:25

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You will always be one asshat driver away from murder charges.


Kinja'd!!! Foxtrotzed - Internet Sensation of 2010 > noise
11/05/2013 at 20:29

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Two stage throwers are more effective.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > noise
11/05/2013 at 20:33

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Taste the red mist, cyclists!


Kinja'd!!! Kugelblitz > noise
11/05/2013 at 20:51

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How long ago were the anti-personnel blades sharpened? Important.


Kinja'd!!! Averyrm - GTI YUP > noise
11/05/2013 at 20:51

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1) You dislike awesome trucks

2) It never snows where you live

3) $6000 is too much for this truck


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > noise
11/05/2013 at 20:57

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That is awesome. I would love to see the look on peoples faces as you drove around with the blade turned on.


Kinja'd!!! noise > PS9
11/05/2013 at 21:06

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This is an excellent point...


Kinja'd!!! noise > Averyrm - GTI YUP
11/05/2013 at 21:07

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1: false

2: we get lots of snow

3: yeah... but it has TWO ENGINES That must account for something!


Kinja'd!!! Averyrm - GTI YUP > noise
11/05/2013 at 21:12

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Hmm. You're right. You should totally buy this. (my nefarious plan worked!)


Kinja'd!!! noise > Averyrm - GTI YUP
11/05/2013 at 21:19

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"nefarious" wait what?


Kinja'd!!! Slave2anMG > noise
11/05/2013 at 21:46

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Kinja'd!!! Pearson Hurst > noise
11/05/2013 at 21:50

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I clicked over to this post to help you, but honestly, I can't even give you one half-assed reason. In fact, I think you HAVE to buy this...


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > noise
11/05/2013 at 22:16

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1) It's an older vehicle so it'll definitely see it's fair share of break-downs,

2) When it does break down, you'll have trouble finding parts/people that know the truck well enough to help you

3) Reason 1 + Reason 2 = Lots and lots of $$$ being spent on it.


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > noise
11/06/2013 at 00:02

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Because you hate America. Oh, you don't hate America? Yeah, buy the truck.