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I need 3 solid reasons not to buy this. I mean seriously
https://ithaca.craigslist.org/cto/4173378751…
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You will always be one asshat driver away from murder charges.
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Two stage throwers are more effective.
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Taste the red mist, cyclists!
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How long ago were the anti-personnel blades sharpened? Important.
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1) You dislike awesome trucks
2) It never snows where you live
3) $6000 is too much for this truck
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That is awesome. I would love to see the look on peoples faces as you drove around with the blade turned on.
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This is an excellent point...
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1: false
2: we get lots of snow
3: yeah... but it has TWO ENGINES That must account for something!
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Hmm. You're right. You should totally buy this. (my nefarious plan worked!)
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"nefarious" wait what?
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I clicked over to this post to help you, but honestly, I can't even give you one half-assed reason. In fact, I think you HAVE to buy this...
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1) It's an older vehicle so it'll definitely see it's fair share of break-downs,
2) When it does break down, you'll have trouble finding parts/people that know the truck well enough to help you
3) Reason 1 + Reason 2 = Lots and lots of $$$ being spent on it.
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Because you hate America. Oh, you don't hate America? Yeah, buy the truck.